Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores by Jen Campbell
Summary:
Self-explaining title.
Opinion:
Oh, my god! I needed this book! This book is great, even if just for a quick laugh. But at the same time makes you fear for humanity. Definite recommendation.
Favorite quips:
“Did Charles Dickens ever write anything happy?”
“Did Beatrix Potter ever write a book about dinosaurs?”
“Ma’am, your son tore a page out of that book.
Oh, he’s just playing.
Ma’am, you son just tore a page out a that book.
Well, what do you expect me to do about it?”
