Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores

Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores by Jen Campbell


Self-explaining title.


Oh, my god! I needed this book! This book is great, even if just for a quick laugh. But at the same time makes you fear for humanity. Definite recommendation.

Favorite quips:

“Did Charles Dickens ever write anything happy?”

“Did Beatrix Potter ever write a book about dinosaurs?”

“Ma’am, your son tore a page out of that book.

Oh, he’s just playing.

Ma’am, you son just tore a page out a that book.

Well, what do you expect me to do about it?”

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